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Name: brendan
Interests: the olsen twins, why all bacon is different and how that one girl can lick her own elbow
Expertise: absolutely freakin nothing
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/31/2004
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| heyyyyy, 10 more days and i would have not posted for a year. im probably going back on my xanga strike starting.... NOW. you know the drill, just call me. typing sucks dog cock. | | |
| hey all ya peoples, its the B-dizzle. i finally got this computer thing going on. so im up here at school. its pretty nice so far. im about to go to sleep for my second night here. my dorms nice. its all baren though, i havent stuck up my maxim clipings, my pics of you guys, or my mary-kate and ashley poster. the guys i live with seem allright. the long islan one isnt a millionaire and the brooklyn one isnt a coke dealer. our freakin fridge doesnt work. its gay. they had free old spice "coral reef" spray deodorant as gifts to the people coming into the dorm and me and this guy Josh across the hall went and ganked them. i got 28... showering is wierd, theres nothing but a curtain. so in my hall its 10guys, and theyre all seeming pretty cool. at the end there is this closet that we got into. there was extra matresses and a lamp in there so this other kid named brendan took them. he deserves it though, him and his roomate got screwed on the room thing. so anyways were gunna see if we can get some couches from the lounge up into our little closet thing and the end of the hall. itll be our own like sweetroom. theres no kitchens here!! not in the whole damn building. so i got all these pots and pans and food that i cant cook. im pretty crushed about that. we got pizza tonight. its not as good as main street pizza. earlyer me and my roomate that lookes like me went to the gym. its allright. not as good as my basement though. moving in was nuts. i brought sooo much crap compaired to everyone else. guys at least. they mostly had like one trunkful of stuff.so im waking up at eleven. these long island kids call a pizza "a pie"... WTF? one said "hey you guys wanna get a pie?" my roomate got a ticket for disorderly conduct already, a few hours ago. he was peeing on a bush facing away from the road... nobody could see his wang, nobody walks through a bush. i mean, its not like its on the front door of a business or something... i dont see what was wrong with it. i actually was walking away from the cops holding my pants together with my hand cause i was so close to doing it when they showed up. so its so late. goodnight peoples. i dunno my cell number. i have one nw but if you want it my mommy will tell you. | | |
| watsup loves of my life.
im a wuss. i eat cantelopes. i got a darein lakes season pass. i like what really cold water does to my body. and im remembering that i actually like kid rock even though he can talk about himself like that for an entire cd, start to finish.
its soo bad yet so good, he does the song that comes on as/after kyle boinks the huge black girl. so i laugh when i hear that song.
heres a freestyle poem started at 12:16
scarey, scarey crap
scarey, scarey crap
why cant these things,
come with a map
really, really breezy
really, really breezy
why do i gota be,
so freakin un-easy
run to ell passo?
run to ell passo?
maybe i should,
just loosen up my ass hole.
finished at 12:18.... that was bad, 2 minutes isnt even that short of a time... ill attribute that to the lateness that im doing this. :)
i like in the movie The New Guy when the black guy is just like "ya gotta loosen up ya asshole!" that was golden.
another incoherent zenga bably for all of you. leave me happy love fun-ness. no, wait. come to hamlin and deliver it to me
love, the great brendino | | |
| hey guys! a month from the last time i said i was aout to start xangaing it up a lot. sorry. holy crap im listening to this drum stuff that blows my mind. it makes me want to do something amazing. or just really crazy. like paint my body so it fades from orange to purple and run into tops naked screaming carrying a spear with lots of beads on me and stab the spear into the copier machine. then do that italian thing where they sorta make a backhanding motion with thier fingers touching thier chin, and do it at the copier to spite it. holy shit im in such an exitable mood. !!!!! ! i gota go call some of da classy fellers from hamlin and go play. | | |
| hey guys, sorry i dont talk at all on here, ive ben busy. ill do it a lot like 2 weeks from now. i doubt anyonell even see this cause they prolly wont think ill have writen anything. so say hi and love me and ill give you extreme pleasure. | | |
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